Be like water

Pinaskil ng dakong 01:04 AM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 5, 2005 A. D.

"Don't get set into one form, adapt it and build your own, and let it grow, be like water.

Empty your mind, be formless. Shapeless, like water.

If you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup.

You put water into a bottle and it becomes the bottle.

You put it in a teapot it becomes the teapot.

Now, water can flow or it can crash. Be water my friend. Adapt!"


- Bruce Lee

i can feel it again!

Pinaskil ng dakong 03:04 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 5, 2005 A. D.

mukhang nangangayayat na naman ako, dahil damang dama ko na naman ang aking buto sa balikat, dati mei laman na to eh..hehe.. pero instead na mag-decrease ang weight ko eh nag-i-increase pa ito..ano kaya ito? hmmm.. pero kailangan kong magpataba muli ngunit hirap ako magpataba kasi hindi naman ako mahilig kumain parang laging walang gana, lalo dito na madalas akong hindi ganahan kumain.. hindi kaya dahil sa pagbabasketball ko ulit kaya natatagtag ang aking katawan? napansin ko den na ang bilis ko magutom nowadays pero the same amount pa den naman ang kinakain ko before..baka bumilis lang ang metabolism ko? sana.. pero kailangan hindi bumakat ang tobuts ko hehe..kailangang masingitan ng laman ang balat at buto ko.. ano ba da bes na kainin para tumaba kagad, ooops! hindi dapat fats, kundi magkalaman..

basta paguwi ko sa pinas maggi-gym ako hehe..lalagyan ko ng konting porma katawan ko..ang tanong! magagawan pa ba ng remedyo tong katawan kong to??? hehehe..

nagugutom na ko!



ignore after reading
Currently feeling: nagugutom

Endorsers

Pinaskil ng dakong 03:23 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 6, 2005 A. D.

just saw this in a forum and i think this would be pretty interesting to watch..Shoe Company who have NBA players to endorse their products should have a tournament to know who is the best from the best..


NIKE

Starting Lineup:
PG Steve Nash
SG Kobe Bryant
SF LeBron James
PF Amare Stoudemire
C Rasheed Wallace

Bench: Shawn Marion, Rip Hamilton, Dirk Nowitzki, Vince Carter, Paul Pierce, Jermaine O'Neal


JORDAN BRAND (if they want to have their entry beside nike, eventually Jordan brand already have its jordan team and as far as i know Jordan Brand is not Nike)

Starting Lineup:
PG Jason Kidd
SG Derek Anderson
SG Ray Allen
SF Michael Finley
SF Carmelo Anthony


Bench: Mike Bibby, Gary Payton, Michael Finley, Derek Anderson, Eddie Jones, Quentin Richardson,



ADIDAS

Starting Lineup:
PG Chauncy Billups
SG Gilbert Arenas
SF Tracy McGrady
PF Kevin Garnett
C Tim Duncan

Bench: Grant Hill, Jerry Stackhouse, Antoine Walker, Dwight Howard, Eric Snow, Mike Miller


REEBOK

Starting Lineup:
PG Steve Francis
SG Allen Iverson
SF Predrag Stojakovic
PF Kenyon Martin
C Yao Ming

Bench: Baron Davis, Jamal Crawford, Brent Barry, Darius Miles, Jerome Williams, Jeff Foster


AND1

Starting Lineup:
PG Jason Williams
SG Stephon Marbury
SF Kyle Korver
PF Marcus Camby
C Ben Wallace

Bench: Bob Sura, Bobby Jackson, Kenny Thomas, David Wesley, Donyell Marshall, Ruben Patterson


Analysis (ko!):

i think nike and adidas has a very good line up for starters but nike has a deeper bench. Reebok team, i think will depend only on AI and has no bench, AND1 has too much guards and few tall men so it would be mismatch for them in the paint and they dont have a leader in the floor..Jordan team also has a plenty of guards and lacks of bigmen but they're all competitive players but would at least be having a hard time to win. So i guess it would be Nike and Adidas and Nike would win because most of their players are flexible and explosive eventhough Adidas have two MYP's (Tim and KG), they would be missing the point guard position, Billups has no substitute..


kayo ano sa palagay nyo?
sino mananalo?

ang bano ko pa talaga mag-english..cope with me na lang hehehe..

Currently feeling: nagugutom

kaya masarap sa pinas eh..

Pinaskil ng dakong 09:44 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 6, 2005 A. D.

Mark your calendar...


October 29 Saturday

October 30 Sunday

October 31 Monday (Sandwiched by two non-working days)

November 1 All Saints Day

November 2 All Souls Day

November 3 Eidl Feitre (Last day of Ramadan, which, officially, is a legal holiday)

November 4 Friday (Who would want to go to work on a Friday after a long break?)

November 5 Saturday

November 6 Sunday


naknang tinola oh..kaya ok na ok sa pinas eh.. parang nagsembreak pag nagkataon yan! pero dun sa Eid holiday disagree ako kasi hindi naman muslim country ang pinas eh kahit pa sabihing pagbibigay galang, e bakit dito hindi naman binibigyang importansya ang pasko? o kaya holyweek? masyadong tamad-na-ewan-kung-ano-ba ang nagpatupad na gawing holiday yan eh..

pero kakainggit talaga dyan dahil sa mga holidays, dito meron den naman kaya lang iba kasi jan kapag holiday, makakasama mo mga kaibigan at pamilya mo at talagang sobrang saya..

Halina't Sagutan!

Pinaskil ng dakong 12:48 AM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 7, 2005 A. D.

1. What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?

2. You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.

3. A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.

4. I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good.

5. I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.

6. What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a lot of excitement.

Is this true?

Pinaskil ng dakong 10:46 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 7, 2005 A. D.

10 Tips for Women from Men

1. Every blowjob you give adds one month to your life.

2. If you swallow, the protein ingested is equivalent to five porterhouse steaks - but contains only 150 calories.

3. A hand-job a day keeps arthritis away.

4. Every ten minutes of love-making is equivalent to thirty minutes on the treadmill.

5. Doing it doggie-style will erase crow's feet and wrinkles.

6. Intercourse prevents divorce.

7. Regular shagging releases Vitamin F, which increases the number of brain cells.

8. Sex eliminates headaches.

9. Obeying the Eleventh Commandment, "Thou shalt make thy man hard," triples your chances of getting into heaven.

10. Inviting an attractive female friend into bed with you and your lover earns you a diamond choker for your birthday.


watchathink ladies? mukhang totoo yata eh..hehe
Currently feeling: nagugutom

Life

Pinaskil ng dakong 01:47 AM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 11, 2005 A. D.

walang magawa..ewan ko bakit ko nabuksan ang mga default image file ng pc at pinagsamasama sa photoshop..then while doing so, biglang pumasok sa isip ko ang "Life", ito ang buhay eh..simple, payapa..buhay na hinahanap at inaasam-asam ng lahat..kelan kaya magiging ganito ka-serene ang buhay ko? siguro pag patay na ko..

*sigh* wala lang magawa kaya ganito ako..hehehe..



bow!
Currently feeling: hungry

Tayo na sa Beach

Pinaskil ng dakong 09:36 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 11, 2005 A. D.

last friday (sept 9) we went to the beach..medyo mainit pa kasi eh..walang sinabi ang beach dito compare sa atin..una, napansin kong walang coconut tree ang beach dito hehehe..tsaka merong day na exclusive for ladies lang..maliit lang ang beach na ito at kapag lumayo ka pa sa tubig at lumagpas sa mark na may floating big red balls eh masusugatan ka dahil hindi na buhangin kundi mga matatalim na bato na ang nandito..kaya pala ganun..at isa pa kapag ganitong panahon pala ay hindi na magandang magbeach sapagkat ang daming makakati na hindi ko alam kung ano, hindi naman dikya o salabay ewan ko ba hanggang ngayon nangangati pa din ako lalo sa likod..eto ang ilan sa mga kuha ko..hehe





natigilan ako bago kumain ng DQ ice cream hehe



hinahamon ko ng suntukan yung kano yata o european na yan eh kaso natakot..hehe
Currently feeling: sleepy

Crap

Pinaskil ng dakong 08:52 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 15, 2005 A. D.

i feel terrible pain deep within my chest..

i dunno what the f*ck this is..

all i know is i don't care!

it will pass anyway..i hope so...




f*ck! it really hurts!...literally..
Currently feeling: chest pain

Noypi To its!

Pinaskil ng dakong 09:33 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 20, 2005 A. D.

kanina habang naghuhugas ako ng pinagkainan ko..ay dumating ang isang kasamahan ko sa trabaho at ngumingiyaw..then, sabi ng isa, "You're a cat!"..biglang sabat ako, "No! it's a dog!" sabay ngisi ko..bigla namang nagsalita yung ngumiyaw at sabi sa akin..

Meow: You know Rean, in india all dogs says "Meow!" and all cats says "Aw Aw!"..

Me: (ngumiti)

Meow: Really! i'm not joking!

bigla akong nakaisip ng hirit

Me: You know in the Philippines, All dogs and cats can speak!



o ha! nde nagpapalamang ang pinoy!
Currently feeling: gutom lang!

ayaw pero gusto

Pinaskil ng dakong 02:33 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 24, 2005 A. D.

last thursday night naimbitahan na naman kami sa birthday..
to make it short.. mei bisita deng ibang lahi den kasama ung dalawang pinay na mei boypreng black american..
sa mesa ay may nakahain na balat ng manok..tas napansin ko na naguusap ung pinat at isang kano at tinatanong yata nung kano ung ano ung balat? tas sabi un nga chicken skin at masarap daw..tas nagulat ung kano dahil nde naman dw kinakain un..mukhang nandiri pa..tas ipinatikim nung pinay..kapraso lang ang unang tikim tas wala gaanong reaksyon.. den after kumain ng lahat medyo kwentuhan n lng..tas mga 30mins pa..aba nakita ko ung dalawang kano binabanatan ung balat..ung isa hawak ung malaking lalagyan tas ung isa sawsawan..natawa na lang ako..






at Condolence nga pla sa pamilya at kaibigan ni Arch. Ryan Palma who just passed away last sept 21..RIP na lang tol!

Huli!

Pinaskil ng dakong 03:27 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 27, 2005 A. D.

kagabi, after magbasketball at naglalakad na kami papauwi..sa may parking lot ay may nakita akong kotse at napansing nakababa ang passenger's seat.. nang aking titigan mabuti ay nakita ko ang dalawang ulong magkadikit..at habang naglalakad ay nakita kong may ritmong paggalaw ang ulong nasa ibabaw.. at nakita ko ang pisingi ng babae na napakakinis..gusto ko sanang lapitan kaso yung kasama ko natakot at baka daw barilin kami..sabi ko ulul ka ba, wala naman tayong ginagawa, sila meron...panoorin natin para ma-conscious, sabi ko..kaso ayaw talaga nya hehehe..sabi ko den na ano kaya't magmasturbate tayo habang pinapanood sila? hehehe..wala lang.. mga hindi nakatiis na magkasintahan.. may mga pera naman sana ay naghotel na lang sila o sa bahay..tsk tsk..hehehe..

nawili den kami manood ng mga afro-american sa court..ibang-iba ang laro nila kumpara sa pinoy, ang pinoy na kulang sa taas ay nagsusumiksik sa ilalim lahat..ang mga kano ay puro shooting, very basic, pag open ka i-shoot mo! at pati sa gulangan at katawanan, sila ay kita mo ang tulakan at katawanan nang hindi tumatawag basta basta ng foul, samantalang sa pinoy eh maapakan mo anino sisigaw kagad ng foul! That's bullshit man!..at pati mga trash talk at slang na pagsasalita ay nakakaaliw..kaya naubusan na naman ako ng bus at as usual taxi again..



note: i think yung nagme-making out is either kuwait or lebanese
Currently feeling: tinatamad

lamig

Pinaskil ng dakong 02:03 PM sa orasan ni Mang Jack

September 28, 2005 A. D.

sobrang lamig sa room ko, doble na kumot ko giniginaw pa den ako.. hirap tuloy matulog, namimilipit na ko at namamaluktot.. at kaninang umaga tinignan ko ang thermometer na nilagay ko, aba 13 degrees ang room temp ko!!! lumabas ako at iaadjust ko sana ang control ng A/C, kaso nai-stuck yung pihitan puta!

sumasakit na tuloy ang ulo ko dahil paglabas ng building ay biglang sobrang init naman at dito sa opisina ay lamig na naman..


Currently feeling: headache